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Today's Top 25 Jokes
It's Me, age 13 of San Diego, CA.
this is a joke
Lauren, age 17 of tampa, fl.
What did the mama buffalo say to her little kid as he was walking away? Bison! (bye son)
Tim, age 14 of Las Vegas, NV.
You know your bank is in trouble when the put a 10 day hold on your cash deposit.
MY Name, age 12 of San Diego, CA.
Q What's black and white and red all over? A a newspaper
My Name, age 12 of San Diego, CA.
Two snails got into and argument. They slugged it out.
My Name, age 21 of San Diego, CA.
Q. What does a Eskimo get if he sits too long? A. Poloroids
ambello, age 12 of c, e.
A mother to her son : Why are you taking a ruler with you while you are sleeping? The4 boy answer : to measure how much I sleep.
moustafa, age 11 of hawally, kw.
Norman said to thehis friend: i have read about the bad things that cigerrates do to us his friend:so what did you decided to do? Norman:i decided to stop reading
gabriella, age 10 of Ronkonkoma, NY.
What did the eyes say to the nose ? I can see you have sense of humor.
ashley Lewis, age 8 of Sinking Spring, pa.
whats a puppys favorite pizza toping ? puperony
Cindy Schneiderhan, age 38 of sinking Sping, pa.
Why did the star get up in the middle of the night? It had to go twinkle
shari, age 49 of chandler, az.
Why did Tigger put his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
kelsie koelsch, age 7 of chandler, az.
What is white and lives on Mars? Marsmallows.
lali, age 5 of lakeelsinore, ca.
why did mickey go to outer space? he wanted to see pluto
Alicia Saucier, age 13 of Washburn, Me.
What is the tallest doughy tower? answer pizza dough tower
Pamela churchill, age 16 of washburn, ME.
What did the cow do when he was bored?? went to the moooooooovies...
corey, age 9 of beckly, wv.
why did the bullet cross the plains TO ceatch a flight
G. Ennis, age 36 of Hampstead, NC.
What's big, red, and says Oh!, Oh!, Oh!? Santa walking backward.
Sue Miller, age 43 of Creston, IA.
While teaching in an Urban district in AZ and being from Iowa originally... I decided to have my students plant popcorn kernals off the cob of course. When we put them in the soil, watered each... One student said as he intently watched... When does it pop???
Sue Miller, age 43 of Creston, IA.
How did the three men die of drinking milk? The cow feel on them
krista, age 21 of BIRMINGHAM, AL.
HOW DO YOU SCARE A BEE? BOO-BEE (HA HA!!)
Kesha Cain, age 30 of Reserve, La.
Why do people in America order a double cheese burger, extra large fries with a DIET COKE?
STARR, age 12 of DAYTON, KY.
THIER WAS A BLONDE,A BRUNETTE,AND A RED HEADED AND THIER GOING TO DEATH TRAIL AND THE WAY THEY KILL THEM IS THEY SHOOT THEM SO THE RED HEADED GOES UP AND THEY SAY"GET READY GET SET" AND THEN SHE YELLS "TORNADO!" THEY ALL TAKE COVER AND SHE EXCAPES.THEN THE BRUNETTE GOES UP AND THEY SAY"GET READY GET SET" AND SHE YELLS "HURICANE"AND THEY ALL TAKE COVER AND SHE GETS AWAY. THEN THE BLONDE GOES UP AND THEY SAY "GET READY GET SET" AND SHE YELLS"FIRE AND THEY SHOOT HER!
rachel ducote, age 30 of Portis, KS.
Why did astonauts find bones on the moon? Because the cow never made it!
Jesse Willey, age 13 of Saskatoon,SK CANADA, Sk.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because chickens weren't invented yet!


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